Looks homemade, so go you.

Sad because:

1) it’s over

2) the “everything” from my bagel is now in my keyboard 

3) i don’t even have my own office or desk

4) i had to battle at least 500 college freshman and their peppy parents inside a dining hall for this meager lunch (which I clearly inhaled)… I’m not even a student!

"I feel like a seven year old."

"Not even a plate. Now I’ve hit rock bottom."

Under distress, pick everything available in your vending machine.

Under distress, pick everything available in your vending machine.

Is this… wait, what?

"The crackers are rosemary crackers—kind of fancy, huh?" - Carey Lin

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