Something went fundamentally wrong in this food prep.

"Literally one day after discovering this tumblr, I sit down with this to eat."

Hi!

Looks homemade, so go you.

Sad because:

1) it’s over

2) the “everything” from my bagel is now in my keyboard 

3) i don’t even have my own office or desk

4) i had to battle at least 500 college freshman and their peppy parents inside a dining hall for this meager lunch (which I clearly inhaled)… I’m not even a student!

"I feel like a seven year old."

"Not even a plate. Now I’ve hit rock bottom."

Under distress, pick everything available in your vending machine.

Under distress, pick everything available in your vending machine.

Is this… wait, what?