62% of American office workers usually eat their lunch in the same spot they work all day.
How to win friends and influence people: eat beef stew from a pouch.
A fine, well-lit lunch.
This not a penis, this is a chicken neck, but— does it matter.
Happy Hump Day,
xoxo Sad Desk Lunch
The bun fell on the floor, so you were left with this, a cold turkey hot dog wrapped in Velveeta cheese, a portrait of America’s food industrial complex.
"Yeah… let’s just… throw some cheetos on this."
I’m just stress eating.
Looking down the barrel of a gun.
"I work in a middle school, that’s why there is a penis drawn on the chair."
Observer theme by Zack Sultan